Health update

I feel like the walls of Minas Tirith and my stomach feels like Cirith Ungol and looks like I have tumor....oh wait I mean two more things to worry about, the two things I love most are playing with peoples mind and screwing around with fate.

I started of with a fever, a migraine and lower back pain, that went on for about 3 days, then my fever settled down along with my back pain about 2 days ago (I think), now my migraine is fleeting away slowly I have a stomach ache and some gastronomic problem, I think the two are somehow related, every time I eat or drink the food or drink takes longer to go down to my stomach because of a massive gas build up somewhere around the solar plexus area, I've been trying to put pressure on my stomach and solar plexus so the gas would flow out the only problem is with so much gas build up if released instantaneously I may be classified as a biological weapon, now if only I can get to an elevator.....

with so many health issues I had to deal with in less than a week some of you may think it's a made up story but I kid you not.