250 POSTS!!!

I made it it's been almost 2 years since I started this blog and now I've reached a quarter of a mile stone, I've reached a quarter of a thousand posts, I only need 250 more to make it to 500 posts and 750 more posts to make it a grand and it all started with this measly test post, come to think of it I haven't done much with it since then.

May 25th.....

and here I am in the office......without a towel....crap I just hope I don't get into any sort of trouble

Crowded sandbox fight

Addendum to this post.

Kid E: My dad says I came from a flying spaceship that looks like an old jet plane!

Everyone else: huh?

I'm Psychic!

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!

NO YOU CAN'T!

FINE GO AHEAD IF YOU INSIST!

Absurd Logic

I don't like to argue much about beleifs and religion........wait, that's a complete and utter lie, I like doing it but not for the sake of proving myself right or establishing my position but more into deconstructing the logic behind the whole concept.

Hearing some supposed religious individuals argue against another regarding the merits of one over the other however is better than watching sitcoms, the arguments will always spiral down to the basic "my daddy is better than your daddy" (I was going to use another example which involves a specific human male organ but it just doesn't seem appropriate).

Imagine 4 kids in a playground

Kid A: My dad's better than yours
Kid B: Well my dad can beat your dad any day.
*Kid A throws sand to kid B's face and they fight each other"
Kid C: Stupidhead, dads don't exist you made it up because you're scared.
Kid A&B (to C):Shut up I have a dad, that's how I got my clothes! clothes don't just show up for no reason!
*Kid A, B and C fights each other*
somwhere in the corner you see Kid D
Kid D: *muttering* My dad left after I was born, I never see him but I know he's there.

Argumentum ad ignorantiam

It is an undeniable fact that the Great Wooden Plank is the source of all creation and the benevolant and just ruler of all things, denying its wisdom and existance will not lead to punishment as the Great Wooden Plank is benevolant.

multi tasking

I am currently surfing through the net with 3 different browsers opened, Firefox, Opera and IE, out of the 3 I actually prefer firefox but for some reason it's extremely unstable on my office PC, it crashes, quits for no reason and shows computer languages on some pages.

Opera is by far the most gimmicky browser I've ever used the tab browsing and built in search engine is a standard in any browser these days but the rest of it are probably things I won't even need, nifty but that's about it, the upload time is definitely slower than firefox.

With IE I don't have that much of a problem except its excessively slow loading time which the main reason why I switched to the other browsers.


Post Scrpit: I just had my fears confirmed, it's not the browsers that are unstable, it's the damn OS.

May I?

Ah May, the 5th month of the year by Gregorian standards and not 2 days ago was the day when some jackass German took a pill and shot himself in the head not that it bears any significance to the following month and yesterday was May day where once a year every working person would run out and call for help, some say it's the 8th day of the week between Tuesday and Wednesday but nobody seems to notice.

Let's take a look at today in history.

1829 - Some British naval Captain established a colony on some coast in some country. Nobody else cares

1945 - Some German General surrendered a German City to some Russian general. Nobody else but the Russians cared

1982 - A British ship sank an Argentinian ship over some insignificant islands with falcons. The falcons couldn't care less

Annual celebrations observed this month:

01/05: May day, The one day where people notice that there are 8 days in a week yet are always frustrated as it is not always celebrated between Tuesday and Wedneday causing people to march to the streets.

05/05: Mayonnaise day, Where people pour mayonnaise all over the sink yelling OSOS!

08/05: VE Day (Australia only), otherwise known as cheap beer day where everyone drinks VB in excess, the E is a typo error due to the drunken state of the the entire Victorian populous where the day was first celebrated.

25/05: Towel day, Stick your thumb out, you're in for one hell of a ride. Oh don't forget to bring your towel. (thank's Doug)