Absurd Logic

I don't like to argue much about beleifs and religion........wait, that's a complete and utter lie, I like doing it but not for the sake of proving myself right or establishing my position but more into deconstructing the logic behind the whole concept.

Hearing some supposed religious individuals argue against another regarding the merits of one over the other however is better than watching sitcoms, the arguments will always spiral down to the basic "my daddy is better than your daddy" (I was going to use another example which involves a specific human male organ but it just doesn't seem appropriate).

Imagine 4 kids in a playground

Kid A: My dad's better than yours
Kid B: Well my dad can beat your dad any day.
*Kid A throws sand to kid B's face and they fight each other"
Kid C: Stupidhead, dads don't exist you made it up because you're scared.
Kid A&B (to C):Shut up I have a dad, that's how I got my clothes! clothes don't just show up for no reason!
*Kid A, B and C fights each other*
somwhere in the corner you see Kid D
Kid D: *muttering* My dad left after I was born, I never see him but I know he's there.