Compulsory attendance

I went to one of those things some people prefer to avoid, a family gathering....my dad's side. As always I feel out of place, you know when you see sitcoms with "quirky" family members and you think "that's funny" well let me tell you, it ain't funny, not remotely. I think I have an "uncle bob" from this side of the family, if you don't know who "uncle bob" is it's the uncle you never want to have or if you do have one you wish you never know him and if you do know him you wish you never had one and if he's in front of you you'll want to get rid of him.

I had to try to avoid the more "quirky" members of my family, so I ended up talking to some of my dad's nephews, they make more sense then the rest of them, I found out that my cousine who's living in Canada is 4 subjects away from graduating, I'm not sure what sort of system they use there in CND. There was food though, it was ok, not exactly my taste but they didn't have anything else.


After several hours in my dad's older brother's house we finally went home, on the way home I realized a perfect insult to some of the people I saw there, it only works of the understand English though.

"You're head is so dense it's bullet proof"