In- jokes

After years of study that causes my insomnia I finally graduated from my university but in the graduation cermony I was in absentia I couldn't go because I was practically in esse since the previous night I was in vino to a point where I was in extremis, despite the amount I drank I didn't do anything in flagrante delicto with some one who's in loco parentis, I couldn't even walk in-line going home. When I woke up the next day I was not in situ, I assure you that I was not insane but thought I woke up in Seine,